CUM see me at the V-Day Beat Me Up!

Come see me at the Valentine's Day Beat Me Up! Thursday, February 14, 2008 at 8:30 PM until 1 AM. Location: Edges Playspace in San Jose. RSVP to events@edges.biz for location. More Info: 408-496-1132. www.edges.biz

Membership NOT required. All attendees $25 each
RSVP for location in San Jose: events@edges.biz

What better show your loved ones how much they mean to you than with sizzling smut and hot naked girls? Come for the performances and stay for the kinky play party. We’ll be serving up a human sundae for consumption!

Telling tales of Valentine's Day gone right or gone wrong, or making you feel all hot: Magdelyn Clarisse Prossy, Raina Bird, Lady Monster, The Solid Golddiggers, Lilycat, and more....

**ABOUT THE PERFORMERS**

**Magdelyn Clarisse Prossy is a self hating, self destructive, profoundly lonely stupid broad. She has published her writing in Instant City, Soma Literary Review zine, and in Swallow Smut Lit Mag, the Magazine she occasionally and randomly publishes.

**Raina Bird is an artist, model, and writer. She was born in a cult run by a fat bald man with nine wives who said he was God. She is currently writing a memoir about the experience. Her work has appeared in Instant City, Zygote in my Coffee, Cherry Bleeds, the Skinny, and Morbid Curiosity. When not writing or doing rope suspension performances, she can be found compulsively cleaning her kitchen at 2 am, as she suffers from OCD and horrible insomnia.

**Stripping at the speed of seduction, Lady Monster will rip apart your conceptions of how sexy a big girl can be. This veteran spoken word siren has a shimmy in her step, peeling off her velvet gloves to reveal an iron fist. Vivacious, campy and oh so curvy - a growling good time. Lady Monster has worked with legends such as: Margaret Cho, Jello Biafra, Eric Kroll and many others, in a variety of capacities as an artist. Her repertoire includes: Burlesque Dancer (Margaret Cho¹s The Sensuous Woman, Burlesque at the Beach (Coney Island, NYC) and a variety of events in San Francisco), and beyond. To top it off, she is a Certified Sex Specialist of San Francisco Sex Information.

**The Solid Golddiggers are a San Francisco based group founded in 2004. They are a little bit of fire, dance, theater, jazz, rock'n'roll, hip hop, belly dance and all that is vaudeville. We're crazy girls with crazy lives using our day to day to fuel the creativity we hold inside to bring you a show like no other and an experience to remember for always! Creating shows like you've never seen before featuring the hottest of ladies and the quirkiest of themes... may the stars be the limit and the sky our playground.

**Lilycat is trying to figure out if she loves to hate Valentine's Day or hating to love it. She is an art educator, event planner, art mother, DJ for Pirate Cat Radio, and of course writer with stories in "Chemical Lust", "Whipped", " More Five Minute Erotica", and a bunch of magazines, zines, and web sites. You can find out more about her and other stuff at www.lilycat.com